Fashion Alert

Ok y'all, time to get crackin' on the latest fashion trend!

Ever since hurricane Katrina went and whiped out that little stretch of land we used to all like getting drunk and crazy in there've been tons of destitute gay folks running around with nowhere to go!

This season's newest hot fashion accessory is a Katrina Refugee all your own! They go great with Prada or Gucci, can drink like a fish, and will occasionally cook you breakfast out of sheer gratitude.

Get yours now before all the good ones get snatched up!

But seriously, if anyone is in any of the areas recieving refugees do anything you can for these folks. I have to say that Houston has by and large been made better by these people who are wonderfully polite, very hard working, and occasionally quite cute.