What, Again?

For the love of Pete! It looks like the Gulf Coast is gonna get slammed by another god-level storm. At this point I think everyone is simply gonna evacuate to whichever state is still left once the dust settles. My money is on Florida, it was their turn to get beat up last year.

To all of my friends not currently living in the Gulf Coast area, be very happy that the worst you have to worry about is the occasional earthquake and the legions of consumer-damned Aberzobies. It beats the stuffing out of ocean swells that eat entire towns and winds that'll rip trees right out of the ground to give your living room an unexpected garden makeover.

Wish us luck down here, we're gonna need it.