Thursday, October 12, 2006

I'm A Bad Homo

"I support gay bashing, I just don't think we should leave our dirty work to straight people."

It's true too, I think every now and then someone needs to get their butt kicked. Not because I promote violence, but because there are some modes of behavior that cross the line. The bitchy twink who sweats glitter and treats everyone he perceives as not being hot like shit, the cracked out muscle-headed circuit queen who's life revolves around uninspired cookie-cutter dance music and consuming enough drugs to be just a hair shy of an overdose, the tragic, bitter old troll who feels he's wasted his life and wants everyone else to be as miserable and self-hating as he is, the drag queen who thinks that putting on 8" heels and a 6' wig gives him the right to act like someone who can actually sing or dance in real life and therefore deserves some kind of special recognition, and soap-box homos who denounce other folks without recognizing their own glaring flaws (it's true, I'm a hypocrite sometimes). These are all examples of people who should probably get a boot to the head, and then an intervention.

"I don't support gay marriage, or straight marriage for that matter."

It's true, I don't think that our government has any right to support or legislate what is an entirely religious institution. Civil unions are about as far as it goes in my book. Anything more than that is a clear violation of the separation between church and state, and we're all seeing how badly things go when that principle is ignored under our current overly-zealous christian government.

And finally:

"Cher is overplayed, Madonna's entire career has been self-derivative, and Barbara Streisand's singing sucks."

No really, it's true. Dolly Parton, on the other hand, is a Saint.

3 Comments:

Blogger Hot Toddy said...

Thank you for ending that with praise for Dolly. Makes me love you even more!

4:36 PM, October 12, 2006  
Blogger zortnac said...

Not only is she a saint, but her duet with Mindy Smith singing "Jolene" is enough to giv one goose bumps.

2:10 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Zeroes said...

Seriously though, anyone who names her dirty pillows Shock and Awe is forever sainted in my book.

11:32 PM, October 16, 2006  

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