Sticky Sheets
Last night I dreamt that I was having sex with a very handsome shaven-headed tattooed man. At the Taco Bell Flagship Self-Service Eatery and Truck Stop. In the bathroom.
This is why it's not a good idea to abstain from sex for several months and then eat far too much Taco Bell with your best friend right before you pass out on the couch. This is the sort of thing that makes you wonder if you have heretofore unknown sexual fetishes involving hot sauce and public places. I mean, sure, everyone gets excited by the hot sauce, but bathroom sex? Eew.
Has anyone else ever had sex dreams that made them wonder if they were a lot kinkier than they'd given themselves credit for?
This is why it's not a good idea to abstain from sex for several months and then eat far too much Taco Bell with your best friend right before you pass out on the couch. This is the sort of thing that makes you wonder if you have heretofore unknown sexual fetishes involving hot sauce and public places. I mean, sure, everyone gets excited by the hot sauce, but bathroom sex? Eew.
Has anyone else ever had sex dreams that made them wonder if they were a lot kinkier than they'd given themselves credit for?
posted by Zeroes at 12:52 PM
2 Comments:
I am far kinkier then even my dreams.
I don't have sex dreams unfortunately. I only have dreams where I'm being staked by someone or something trying to kill me.
Thankfully I usualy honestly have a good time, sort of in a thrilling sort of way.
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