On proper bedroom etiquette.

[A jolly conversation I had with jsb_gambit, a sexy redhead.]

[23:47] jsb_gambit: :) i could use a milkshake i think
[23:47] theaspensays: how about a malted shake
[23:48] jsb_gambit: with whipped cream?
[23:48] theaspensays: of course, why get a malted shake without whipped cream?
[23:48] theaspensays: that's like having sex with a guy and then not smacking him around afterwards for being gay

[I sometimes wonder if me being raised as a southern baptist has had negative effects on my romantic life.]