Scarlet Harlot
A few snippets of what resembles thoughts on the Red Dress Party:
The Portland Fire Marshal is a jerk, but who's shocked? Little-men often gravitate towards positions of near-power.
Him: "Why are you two-fisted drinking? I thought you were slowing down on alcohol"
Me: "I am, this one is for drinking, this one is for throwing"
Me, in my underwear and porn socks/combat boots, up on stage in front of god-knows-how-many people. Pictures later.
The Portland Fire Marshal is a jerk, but who's shocked? Little-men often gravitate towards positions of near-power.
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Him: "Why are you two-fisted drinking? I thought you were slowing down on alcohol"
Me: "I am, this one is for drinking, this one is for throwing"
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Me, in my underwear and porn socks/combat boots, up on stage in front of god-knows-how-many people. Pictures later.
posted by Zeroes at 1:17 AM
4 Comments:
my babe broke his heels virginity early in the evening. "How the hell do women do this everyday?"
Apparently the bar lines were uber long? I understand the double drink fisting.
s/e
pictures, pictures!!
"later" is not soon enough, surely.
Incidentaly, when you do an image search for "porn socks," you get these:
http://www.fishykisses.com/images/sock_porn.gif
Not really sure how the bicycle fits in.
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