Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Scarlet Harlot

A few snippets of what resembles thoughts on the Red Dress Party:

The Portland Fire Marshal is a jerk, but who's shocked? Little-men often gravitate towards positions of near-power.

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Him: "Why are you two-fisted drinking? I thought you were slowing down on alcohol"
Me: "I am, this one is for drinking, this one is for throwing"

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Me, in my underwear and porn socks/combat boots, up on stage in front of god-knows-how-many people. Pictures later.

4 Comments:

Anonymous s/e said...

my babe broke his heels virginity early in the evening. "How the hell do women do this everyday?"

Apparently the bar lines were uber long? I understand the double drink fisting.

s/e

10:04 AM, April 04, 2006  
Anonymous Aaron said...

pictures, pictures!!

11:05 PM, April 04, 2006  
Blogger zortnac said...

"later" is not soon enough, surely.

11:23 AM, April 08, 2006  
Blogger zortnac said...

Incidentaly, when you do an image search for "porn socks," you get these:

http://www.fishykisses.com/images/sock_porn.gif

Not really sure how the bicycle fits in.

11:25 AM, April 08, 2006  

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